#! /bin/bash # This function reads tags of xml in the same way read normally reads lines. function rdom { local IFS=\> read -d \< element content } source common_codez function l33t_codes { channel_it_came_from="$( echo ${line} | cut -d ' ' -f 3 )" person="${sender%%!*}" ########################## # Shared libraries error # ########################## if [[ ${line} == *"error while loading shared libraries"* ]] then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "${person}: please report a bug, specifying exact error message, package of the failing command and architecture" fi ########## # Repeat # ########## # If two different people say the same thing in a row then say it again # for fun. if [[ ${line##*PRIVMSG} == ${lastline} ]] && [[ ${person} != ${lastsender} ]] then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "${line##*PRIVMSG}" fi lastline="${line##*PRIVMSG}" lastsender="${person}" ################# # Announcements # ################# # Remove any forward slashes. personoslash="${person//\/}" # Make this person a folder if they don't already have one. if ! [[ -d "announcements/people/${personoslash}" ]] then mkdir -p "announcements/people/${personoslash}" touch "announcements/people/${personoslash}/phrases" cat << EOF > "announcements/people/${personoslash}/settings" enabled=yes locked=no EOF fi the_time_now=$(date +%s) # If this person has announcements enabled and there is at least one phrase # in their file and their seen log exists. if grep 'enabled=yes' "announcements/people/${personoslash}/settings" > \ /dev/null && (( $( wc -l "announcements/people/${personoslash}/phrases" | cut -d ' ' -f 1 ) )) && [[ -f announcements/people/${personoslash}/seen ]] then # Check if they were last present more than three hours ago. if (( ( $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${personoslash}/seen ) + 10800 ) < the_time_now )) then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" \ "$( shuf "announcements/people/${personoslash}/phrases" | head -1 )" fi fi # Record that the person has been seen, and when. touch "announcements/people/${personoslash}/seen" ######## # Seen # ######## # This one depends on the previous to record the last time the person was # seen and create the `the_time_now' var. if [[ ${line} == *"pbots_friend: when did you last see"* ]] then subject="${line##*pbots_friend: when did you last see }" subject="${subject%?}" subject="${subject%% *}" if [[ -f announcements/people/${subject}/seen ]] then seconds_ago_seen="$(( the_time_now - $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${subject}/seen ) ))" minutes_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${subject}/seen ) ) / 60 ))" hours_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${subject}/seen ) ) / 3600 ))" days_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${subject}/seen ) ) / 86400 ))" months_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${subject}/seen ) ) / 2592000 ))" years_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${subject}/seen ) ) / 946080000 ))" if (( seconds_ago_seen < 120 )) then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "I last saw ${subject} speak ${seconds_ago_seen} seconds ago." elif (( minutes_ago_seen < 120 )) then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "I last saw ${subject} speak ${minutes_ago_seen} minutes ago." elif (( hours_ago_seen < 48 )) then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "I last saw ${subject} speak ${hours_ago_seen} hours ago." elif (( days_ago_seen < 60 )) then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "I last saw ${subject} speak ${days_ago_seen} days ago." elif (( months_ago_seen < 24 )) then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "I last saw ${subject} speak ${months_ago_seen} months ago." else send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "I last saw ${subject} speak ${years_ago_seen} years ago." fi else send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "I never saw ${subject} speak." fi fi ###################### # Echo injected data # ###################### # Should send a message like: echo 'This is the message' > /tmp/un-provoked-message-store line_half_filtered="${line##*PRIVMSG}" line_filtered=${line_half_filtered##* :} if [[ ${personoslash} == tlCJ99mfZl ]] then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "${line_filtered}" fi ##################### # Page title getter # ##################### # If pbot is present record it. [[ ${sender%%!*} == pbot ]] && echo yes > pbot_present if [[ ${line} =~ http://[^\ ]+ ]] || [[ ${line} =~ https://[^\ ]+ ]] then url_to_get="${BASH_REMATCH}" # If pbot is not present. if grep no pbot_present then the_title=$( curl -L --compressed "${url_to_get}" 2> /dev/null | while rdom do if [[ ${element} = title ]] then echo "${content}" | replace_wierd_html_chars fi done ) if ! [[ -z ${the_title} ]] then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "The title of that page is: \`${the_title}'" fi fi fi # TODO: add a birthday announcement feature, cointoss feature, timer # feature. ######### # Tests # ######### #echo "${line}" }