First commit, pbot-ng already works.

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+#! /bin/bash
+
+# This function reads tags of xml in the same way read normally reads lines.
+function rdom
+{
+    local IFS=\>
+    read -d \< element content
+}
+
+
+function l33t_codes
+{
+    person="${sender%%!*}"
+
+    ##########################
+    # Shared libraries error #
+    ##########################
+
+    if [[ ${line} == *"error while loading shared libraries"* ]]
+    then
+	send_msg '#parabola' "${person}: please report a bug, specifying exact error message, package of the failing command and architecture"
+    fi
+
+    ##########
+    # Repeat #
+    ##########
+
+    # If two different people say the same thing in a row then say it again
+    # for fun.
+    if [[ ${line##*PRIVMSG} == ${lastline} ]] && [[ ${person} != ${lastsender} ]]
+    then
+	send_msg '#parabola' "${line##*PRIVMSG}"
+    fi
+
+    lastline="${line##*PRIVMSG}"
+    lastsender="${person}"
+
+    #################
+    # Announcements #
+    #################
+
+    # Remove any forward slashes.
+    personoslash="${person//\/}"
+
+    # Make this person a folder if they don't already have one.
+    if ! [[ -d "announcements/people/${personoslash}" ]]
+    then
+	mkdir -p "announcements/people/${personoslash}"
+	touch "announcements/people/${personoslash}/phrases"
+	cat << EOF > "announcements/people/${personoslash}/settings"
+enabled=yes
+locked=no
+EOF
+    fi
+
+    the_time_now=$(date +%s)
+
+    # If this person has announcements enabled and there is at least one phrase
+    # in their file and their seen log exists.
+    if grep 'enabled=yes' "announcements/people/${personoslash}/settings" > \
+	/dev/null && (( $( wc -l "announcements/people/${personoslash}/phrases" | cut -d ' ' -f 1 ) )) && [[ -f announcements/people/${personoslash}/seen ]]
+    then
+	# Check if they were last present more than three hours ago.
+	if (( ( $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${personoslash}/seen ) +
+			10800 ) < the_time_now ))
+	then
+	    send_msg '#parabola' \
+		"$( shuf "announcements/people/${personoslash}/phrases" | head -1 )"
+	fi
+	
+    fi
+    
+    # Record that the person has been seen, and when.
+    touch "announcements/people/${personoslash}/seen"
+
+    ########
+    # Seen #
+    ########
+
+    # This one depends on the previous to record the last time the person was
+    # seen and create the `the_time_now' var.
+    if [[ ${line} == *"pbots_friend: when did you last see"* ]]
+    then
+	subject="${line##*pbots_friend: when did you last see }"
+	subject="${subject%?}"
+	subject="${subject%% *}"
+	if [[ -f announcements/people/${subject}/seen ]]
+	then
+	    seconds_ago_seen="$(( the_time_now - $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${subject}/seen ) ))"
+	    minutes_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${subject}/seen ) ) / 60 ))"
+	    hours_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${subject}/seen ) ) / 3600 ))"
+	    days_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${subject}/seen ) ) / 86400 ))"
+	    months_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${subject}/seen ) ) / 2592000 ))"
+	    years_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${subject}/seen ) ) / 946080000 ))"
+	    if (( seconds_ago_seen < 120 ))
+	    then
+		send_msg '#parabola' "I last saw ${subject} speak ${seconds_ago_seen} seconds ago."
+	    elif (( minutes_ago_seen < 120 ))
+	    then
+		send_msg '#parabola' "I last saw ${subject} speak ${minutes_ago_seen} minutes ago."
+	    elif (( hours_ago_seen < 48 ))
+	    then
+		send_msg '#parabola' "I last saw ${subject} speak ${hours_ago_seen} hours ago."
+	    elif (( days_ago_seen < 60 ))
+	    then
+		send_msg '#parabola' "I last saw ${subject} speak ${days_ago_seen} days ago."
+	    elif (( months_ago_seen < 24 ))
+	    then
+		send_msg '#parabola' "I last saw ${subject} speak ${months_ago_seen} months ago."
+	    else
+		send_msg '#parabola' "I last saw ${subject} speak ${years_ago_seen} years ago."
+	    fi
+	else
+	    send_msg '#parabola' "I never saw ${subject} speak."
+	fi
+    fi
+
+    ######################
+    # Echo injected data #
+    ######################
+
+    # Should send a message like: echo 'This is the message' > /tmp/un-provoked-message-store
+
+    line_half_filtered="${line##*PRIVMSG}"
+    line_filtered=${line_half_filtered##* :}
+
+    if [[ ${personoslash} == tlCJ99mfZl ]]
+    then
+	send_msg '#parabola' "${line_filtered}"
+    fi
+
+    # TODO: add a birthday announcement feature, cointoss feature, timer
+    # feature.
+
+    #####################
+    # Page title getter #
+    #####################
+
+    if [[ ${line} =~ http://[^\ ]+ ]] || [[ ${line} =~ https://[^\ ]+ ]]
+    then
+	url_to_get="${BASH_REMATCH}"
+	    
+	the_title=$(
+	    curl -L --compressed "${url_to_get}" 2> /dev/null |
+	    while rdom
+	    do
+		if [[ ${element} = title ]]
+		then
+		    echo "${content}" | sed 's/&mdash;/—/g ; s/&lt;/</g ; s/&gt;/>/g ; s/&amp;/&/g ; s/&quot;/"/g'
+		fi
+	    done
+	)
+	
+	if ! [[ -z ${the_title} ]]
+	then
+	    send_msg '#parabola' "The title of that page is: \`${the_title}'"
+	fi
+    fi
+    
+    #########
+    # Tests #
+    #########
+
+    #echo "${line}"
+}