First commit, pbot-ng already works.

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+#! /bin/bash
+
+function l33t_codes
+{
+    person="${sender%%!*}"
+
+    if [[ ${line} == *"error while loading shared libraries"* ]]
+    then
+	send_msg '#parabola' "${person}: please report a bug, specifying exact error message, package of the failing command and architecture"
+    fi
+
+    # If two different people say the same thing in a row then say it again
+    # for fun.
+    if [[ ${line} == ${lastline} ]] && [[ ${sender%%!*} != ${lastsender} ]]
+    then
+	send_msg '#parabola' "${line}"
+    fi
+
+    lastline="${line}"
+    lastsender="${sender%%!*}"
+
+    # Remove any forward slashes.
+    personoslash="${person//\/}"
+
+    # Make this person a folder if they don't already have one.
+    if ! [[ -d "announcements/people/${personoslash}" ]]
+    then
+	mkdir -p "announcements/people/${personoslash}"
+	touch "announcements/people/${personoslash}/phrases"
+	cat << EOF > "announcements/people/${personoslash}/settings"
+enabled=yes
+locked=no
+EOF
+    fi
+
+    the_time_now=$(date +%s)
+
+    # If this person has announcements enabled and there is at least one phrase
+    # in their file and their seen log exists.
+    if grep 'enabled=yes' "announcements/people/${personoslash}/settings" &> /dev/null && (( $( wc -l "announcements/people/${personoslash}/phrases" | cut -d ' ' -f 1 ) )) && [[ -f announcements/people/${personoslash}/seen ]]
+    then
+	# Check if they were last present more than three hours ago.
+	if (( ( $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${personoslash}/seen ) +
+			10800 ) < the_time_now ))
+	then
+	    send_msg '#parabola' \
+		"$( shuf "announcements/people/${personoslash}/phrases" | head -1 )"
+	fi
+	
+    fi
+    
+    # Record that the person has been seen, and when.
+    touch "announcements/people/${personoslash}/seen"
+}